In a recent visit to Siera Leone David was for sale on the local slave market. Here you can see the biding process in action. The guy who sold David has his jersey in his hand and the lucky new owner raised his hand just in time...

I bought the new HAK (raspberry) fruit and read the label. There was this warning: DO NOT use anything else then a plastic or wooden spoon to empty this jar... I was wondering why is this? Will a metal spoon dissolve, will it turn red or what? I wrote to the customer services desk and after 20 hours they told me that the warning was about possible damage to the glass jar while using metal devices...It is now a standard warning on all their jars.
I guess their lawyer gained more power then common sense... :-)