I am not Gay!
Thank you for coming out, (ex?) Senator Larry told reporters when he tried to explain why he admitted he tried t have sex with an undercover FBI agent at Miami airport. He said: I am not gay - which doesn't really matter because straight guys to can have gay sex now and a while.
In the mean time I have applied to become an undercover agent - it must be the best job in the world. But I guess I am to late because even those who invented such a thing must by now understand that they might have better things to do...
