Your not so friendly gym

07:23 mareku 0 Comments

There is this gym in Salt lake City, Gym Jones, which profiles itself as a sort of fightclub. You cannot become a member, you have to be invited. The gym is very basic and pain seems to be the no. 1 objective. Have a look at their warnings before you sent them a mail inquiring about a membership...

Whoever said, "there are no stupid questions" was wrong. We are not interested in helping beginners, the indolent, or the ignorant. Contacting us implies you have done your utmost to become informed through other avenues and experience. It means you understand Gym Jones is not a mainstream facility using conventional methods to address sport or work-related challenges. Finally, by sending a note you acknowledge understanding that we are not waiting around for it.

Before composing a note please read these statements:

E-mail asking for dietary advice will be deleted.
E-mail asking us to supply an individually tailored training program will be deleted.
E-mail containing the question, “Where do I buy/get/find?” will be deleted.

E-mail containing serious, intelligent inquiry will be answered.

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